If I don’t clean off the bug corpses that are petrified on my bumper for looks, then what do I do it for? Safety. I feel safer not knowing how many things I’ve killed with my car, possibly including many missing children.

“A brick could be used to instill patience in a pupil. Not a pupil as in part of…”

“One plus love equals lonely.”

“If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.
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“I would rather save a few seconds than a few cents. I hope you don’t mind, but …”