If I had a clone, I could list myself as a character reference.

“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when…”

“We have no secrets from each other, though sometimes I wish some things were mo…”

“A brick and a blanket could be used as characters in a story full of clever dia…”

“In the middle I want to be at the end, at the end I want to be in the beginning…”