If I had a hand for a penis, would a hand job be appropriate in place of a handshake at business meetings?


“To some dogs I don’t like cats, to some cats I don’t like dogs, and to some peo…”

“My wife and I will probably have lots of kids. Just not with each other.”

“He wore red, white, and blue, but he didn’t look patriotic—he looked like a slo…”

“Insects have the most sex. Trust me, I peep on them through my microscope.”