If I had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and a middle name to wear as a safety harness, I think I’d be much better equipped to mow the snow.

“See men run. Semen swim.”

“When Jed comes in and gives you that look where his forehead wrinkles up and hi…”

“I keep my valuable things locked up. Everybody does. Therefore, criminals must …”

“When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl…”