If I had chlorophyll instead of blood, I’d have ivy in my IV (not Roman numeral four).

“A man with six fingers on one hand who gets his finger cutoff by the mafia prob…”

“A date is a place, a destination. March 5th, 1982 is the ideal tourist trap.”

“Most men want sex, without the kids or commitment. I want sex, but I don’t want…”

“The six squares of our love didn’t add up to a cube. Still, I took the oddly-sh…”