If I had my clone take a test for me, it’s likely I’d misspell my own name. And I’m terrible at remembering people’s names—even if that person is me.

“She said “I love you,” and I said the only thing I could say: “How about every …”

“I’d like a peach cobbler. Georgia shoemakers are tasty.”

“Blankets could be used as tents. That would free up tents to be used as portabl…”

“This is the true story of my life, as told by a complete liar (me). While that …”