If I had the gift of flight, would you try to turn me into duck soup?

“A brick could be grown on a tree, much like an apple or money, so that maybe hu…”

“If my nipples lactated mustard, I’d wear a bra made out of two hamburger buns.”

“If I could fly, life would be amazing. But paraplegic people say the same thing…”

“I had a dream where I lost Cap’n among the hundreds of black and white cats and…”