If I had the word “war” in my last name, like “Flowar,” I’d probably be a peaceful guy.

“If you ask me a multiple part question, and half my answers are yes and half ar…”

“I was in Love once. I think I stayed at a Holiday Inn. Or maybe I was in Lovela…”

“I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it co…”

“In the off chance I’ll be turned on, I keep a light switch in my pocket. (Who t…”