If I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ear, I guess.

“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out …”

“A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every…”

“Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours…”

“There’s too much nudity on TV, and not enough on the radio.”