If I only had five minutes left to live, I’d only be half as alarmed as normal, because my watch is five minutes fast. And I can get a lot done in 10 minutes.

“Good art is like a sexy pair of lips—it has the potential to say so much, but p…”

“I trust politicians to do what’s right. For themselves.
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“Even my underwear is art. It's like a splatter painting in yellow I call “Crust…”

“Love is as iffy as Kipling.”