If I own a business, I work for myself. And if I have no revenue, I work for free. That’s not slavery. That’ll be the case when I employ 1,000,000,000 clones of myself. I won’t pay them, but they are me, so it’s not slavery.

“My nickname in high school was Catch 22. Not because I was a walking dilemma, b…”

“I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste.”

“If I look like I haven’t slept for eight hours, it’s because I haven’t. Oh, I w…”

“If my semen had chunks of crumbled brick in it, would you use yogurt to try to …”