If I replaced my ears with conch shells, would you surf on the sound waves?

“I started out on a treadmill—and I just did my first marathon. And all while si…”

“Some people think nature is their God. I'd like to apologize to all those peopl…”

“I steal cracker packets. I hoard them. Once my collection is large enough, I’ll…”

“Sometimes I ask God what I did to deserve her love. I maintain my innocence, an…”