If I see a homeless person begging for change, I might give them money, if they’ve got change for a nickel.

“Some of the vitamins I take are the size of jumbo jets, though they only pack a…”

“The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let t…”

“To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if …”

“I make love like a flamethrower would make a good ice machine. But that’s OK, b…”