If I shake your hand, and then jack off, it’s as if you gave me an indirect handjob.


“There’s a witch in Wichita. As an expert on all things Topeka, I should know. I…”

“How many midgets does it take to take over the world? I’m not sure, but I’d gue…”

“A brick could be used as a book cover. Talk about hardcover!
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“I would say exploit the stupid, because they’re expendable and loyal, but it’s …”