If I share your bottle of beer, I’ll take the left side.

“Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themsel…”

“A brick could be used as a blanket, and a blanket could be used as a brick, but…”

“Order for Jarod,” she said as I walked over to pick it up. This was it, this wa…”

“Who art thou? Are you art, or a guy named Art? Doesn’t matter. What does matter…”