If I spent as much time as I did money, I’d be dead tomorrow.

“A brick could be used as gift for the man who has everything. Here’s a tip: tha…”

“From where I live now I can walk to the beach, if I have about three weeks.”

“If a man is choking to death on a bite of steak, there is really only one thing…”

“The only thing better than word of mouth is words of mouth. Give me at least tw…”