If I started yesterday, I’d be a master of tomorrow.

“I would have sex in the backseat of my car, but from back there, how would I be…”

“I asked her if she’d give me all her love, and she flatly said no. I got excite…”

“It’s your ass on the line. Grab it thinly.”

“Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.”