If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.


“When I can’t write I read. When I can’t read I sleep. And when I can’t sleep I …”

“I want my last 50 years on this earth to be amazing. Of course, I still want to…”

“I only get information from mutes, because they’re sure to keep things quiet.”

“I want to go to the Olympics. But I don’t want to train, so who’s going to buy …”