If I told you I make love like a rainbow, would you be my leprechaun?

“I love the way the color lavender smells, and the way the color salmon tastes. …”

“If I ask you, “What about love?”, there is no wrong answer. Unless you answered…”

“-Hey, neighbor, is your wife free for a date today?
-No, I’m taking her out thi…”

“A large boiling pot of water is not a Jacuzzi. Still, I think you should jump i…”