If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.

“I really am who I seem to be, and I’m coming apart at the seams.”

“I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.”

“I know a man who used to be a millionaire before 2007. Now he’s poor and moppin…”

“I’m half naked. The question is not, Am I getting dressed or undressed? the que…”