If I were a cop, and I caught a criminal, I’d throw the book at them. A heavy book, like an unabridged dictionary.

“My love is a flower shaped like a snowflake. It won’t melt, so perhaps ice crea…”

“A brick could be used as a dream stimulator. Just tap it gently against your fo…”

“The Book of Us. I’m writing it. And you’re in it.”

“I’m a thief, because I stole her heart. That’s so cheesy that I had to end it w…”