If I were a hermaphrodite, and someone told me to go fuck myself, I'd reply, "Why thank you. I think I will!

“When the going gets tough, the tough give thanks for their mountain bike. I’m s…”

“I wear a jockstrap with my gun holster (loaded with fruits and vegetables).”

“All I took on my trip were my ideas. So, I guess I’m not a light packer.”

“No, lady, you didn’t have sex with me, you had sex with my clone. I’m sorry, bu…”