If I were a parent, I would feel like nudity should not be on the back of any magazine. No, it should be on the front.

“I retired at the age of 25, and it wasn’t until a few days later that I realize…”

“The bus had one too many people on it (the driver), so all of them had to die. …”

“If a clock represented a pie chart, then I just ate a slice of apple pie so lar…”

“My skyscraper of a heart met an earthquake of a woman. Why can’t I meet a simpl…”