If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own clone.

“Cats are like mushrooms, only you'll rarely ever hear me scream, "Get off my pi…”

“Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe.”

“A brick could be used to keep yourself warm, and a blanket could be used in the…”

“I’ve been giving my armpits mixed signals, may they come to know peace, prosper…”