If I were to open a corner store, I’d call it 90 Degrees.

“A brick could be used to wade into dangerous territory with a man named Wade wh…”

“I decorated my ballsack in his honor. I wrote, “Welcome home, dad.”

“I won’t bring you a single rose to be romantic, but I will point out that our r…”

“My balls dangle so low that I need a rake to scratch them. It also comes in han…”