If I worked at a Laundromat, I’d steal money, and if I worked at a bank, I’d steal clothes.

“He had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and an erect…”

“I don’t want to ever see her again, because I want to always remember her as sh…”

“Days turn into weeks, which turn into months, which turn into years, which turn…”

“Suicide pact: I’ll shoot you, and then you’ll shoot me.”