If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have lots of pictures. Those pictures must also move, and all the words in the book must be spoken and available audibly for all the readers to hear as they watch.

“Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of …”

“Your dinner is mocking me. I’ll kill it and eat it.”

“This book is destined to make waves no matter which ocean you throw it into. Th…”

“Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying…”