If I’m having a conversation with my clone, am I having an interior dialogue externally?

“Rembrandt painted portraits, The Karate Kid painted fences, and I paint my toen…”

“How many supermodels can you fit in a toothpick canister? I don’t know, but I p…”

“Sunday nights I get about two inches of sleep. But I make do, because that’s al…”

“I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.”