If instead of having ten fingers, I had ten combs for fingers, I'd love to meet Donald Trump, just so I could run my fingers through his hair.

“They should make blindfolds with circles cut out where the eyes are, so kidnapp…”

“The light lulls you into a false sense of security. But if the dark should come…”

“I called the police to report my missing mustache, but they didn’t take me seri…”

“Don’t put the hat in hate and then wear it around with pride. Wear your love li…”