If it looks like you have pink eye, I’ll take a look at it. Drop your pants and bend over.

“If you only had 48 hours left to live, would you spend it like you normally spe…”

“His face is so chiseled and angular that if he stood on the street corner and b…”

“I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed i…”

“The elevator wasn’t empty; it was full of fragrance. The perfume that lingered …”