If jellybeans came in a broader flavor base that included emotions too, I’d avoid the red ones, because they would taste like rage.

“I don’t have a blue-collar job. It’s more of a green collar, because of all the…”

“I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up…”

“I could see that she was eager to please and impress me, and I was excited to s…”

“And out came an insult with the velocity of a whisper. But I could see I offend…”