If kids six and under eat free, then I’m an infant. Or at least infantile. Bring on the steaks.

“My close friends are fond of telling me that I put the “yalt” in loyalty. Well,…”

“Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for e…”

“No matter how bad things get, just keep looking up. Just keep looking up her sk…”

“A brick could be thrown, like a football, only instead of a wide receiver, I’d …”