If laughter came in paste format you could squeeze out of a tube, I’ll bet nine out of ten dentists would recommend comedy before bed. The tenth doctor, having just read Tolstoy as deliberately mistranslated by Dora J. Arod, would probably recommend reading Russian literature before bed.


“I'm sure glad socks are made out of cotton, and not ice-cube trays, because I d…”

“Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking i…”

“Yesterday led me to today, which will lead me to tomorrow. Follow me, but stay …”

“Your impression of me is different than my impression of me. But that’s OK, bec…”