If love had the texture of a turtle, and the taste of a rabbit, would you say we’re moving too fast in our relationship?

“Me and my clones will form a band called The Eels. I’ll be one of the most elec…”

“It’s 3:33 am as I’m writing this down on loose sheets of printer paper. I’m in …”

“-You don’t want to come out and celebrate with me tonight? What’s more importan…”

“If you asked me if I’d rather make love to you, or have my balls cut out with t…”