If love melted like a statue made of butter, would you consider me a pancake or a waffle?

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“Republicans don’t stand for the beliefs of the right, and Democrats don’t stand…”

“I put the hop in IHOP, and jumped on my pan of pancakes and then on to Panama. …”

“The great news is I drive like a woman. The bad news is that it’s only when I’m…”