If love played an instrument, I’ll bet it would be the piano. 88 keys, double infinity, and the ability to chop down trees with a sharpened mustache. 


“My mother-in-law scared the hell out of me. But it’s cool, because the stench o…”

“A blanket could be used to conceal. That’s why I recommend the current cast of …”

“When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you.”

“This is my logo for Kintz”