If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.

“I looked him in the eyes and said, “I don’t trust you.” I’ll tell you, it’s lik…”

“I didn’t work security at the dodge ball factory, but I was a bouncer.”

“He’ll think I’ll do it, he’ll act like I’ll do it, and so I will do it. But if …”

“The old me is younger than the new me, the me now.”