If love were orange, like an apple, there’d be nothing to compare it to.

“I could tell I loved her from the moment I saw her, right after she opened the …”

“I have a list of people to kill. All but number 33 are my clones. Who’s number …”

“I need your compliments to feed my ego, because it’s bored of mac and cheese. A…”

“People are like puzzles. Especially interconnected people, like Siamese twins.”