If my clone weren’t dead, or rather not in nonexistence, he would have probably killed me by now.

“I hate hearing other people taking shits. Still, I’ve got nothing else to liste…”

“My teeth are filthy, so to impress my dentist I compensate by wearing too much …”

“If I had three magic wishes, I’d use the first wish for one more, to replace th…”

“By brother is so young that to this day he still doesn’t exist.”