If my clone writes my biography, is it really an autobiography?

“My friend isn’t big into cars. He’s only 4’4”.”

“To fly is to swim in the air, and a brick could be used as an as example to hig…”

“I want to name one of my kids “I’ll-Have-A-Large-Cheeseburger.” That way, when …”

“They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. And you can’t fake a sneeze. Maybe th…”