If my initials were ARK, then you could call me Noah.

“Hooray! I finally finished making a new book cover. Now I just need to write th…”

“Respect doesn’t have to be shiny. It just needs to be wearable. Would you be so…”

“I went on a blind date—with a descendent of Helen Keller.”

“I’ll steal the letter X, and replace it with treasure. So sex would then be spe…”