If my initials were Y.E.S., I’d probably go around smiling all the time.

“A blanket could be used to sell two-legged tables to one-legged men. This very …”

“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when…”

“Falling in love should be natural, like the food at Moe’s. Baby, I am so hungry…”

“I spent about eight hours deep in thought over whether to get divorced. That ma…”