If my love could be represented by a blur, it would be the beating of a hummingbird’s wings. Did you know that my love is the only love that can fly backwards?


“If you date a hermaphrodite, does that make you bisexual?”

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“A blanket could be used to stop a train. Another good thing to use would be bra…”

“I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. It’s not cigarette smoke, …”