If my name were Nubby Blues, I wouldn't be a jazz musician, I'd be a disabled Vietnam vet on welfare.

“In my dream I woke up to realize I was tired and needed to go to sleep. Then I …”

“Falling in love should be natural, like the food at Moe’s. Baby, I am so hungry…”

“I dance for a living. At the early bird special you can find me—doing the worm.”

“My dreams died nine months before I was born
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