If my name were Oscar, I’d want to be an actor and win my namesake award and take back my identity.

“When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you.”

“It doesn’t matter how I arrive at my conclusions, so long as I reach my destina…”

“She had two blueberries for eyes, and hair the color of strawberries. Too bad o…”

“If I’m homeless and pushing a shopping cart filled with all my worldly possessi…”