If my nipples were restart buttons, I’d let you play with my buttocks.

“The only reason I didn’t feel like a complete fool was because the failure left…”

“What I got out of church was a love of God, and a detestable feeling for the me…”

“I’m going to go up on my way down. I’m just a sideways sort of person.”

“But I had come down here for a reason. I was looking for Thor. It was Saturday,…”