If my semen had chunks of crumbled brick in it, would you use yogurt to try to impregnate your fireplace? 


“If you say I stole your pillow, that’s simply not the case.”

“I’d imagine if you called me Cherry Cheeks, it’d make me blush like a salad.”

“The lunchmeat fell on the floor, and I didn’t know what to do, so I wiped it of…”

“I was born in 1928, rearranged”