If my skull were made of glass, I wouldn’t want you to see my thoughts, so I’d fear going bald.

“A brick could be used as a yes, and a blanket could be a no. Make your life so …”

“A brick could deliver the zeitgeist through the thick skull of a politician fas…”

“What do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.”

“Any advice I might give a depressed person comes in the form of cyanide, and us…”