If pens doubled as bullets, I bet few writers would want to write about war.

“Do is to don’t, as go is to gon’t. Gon’t even do there.”

“I’d rather fail to try than try and fail. But, then, I am a coward who votes wi…”

“He’s not my son, but his last name is Myson. Same spelling, big difference.”

“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations,…”