If politicians lived to be only 30-years-old before dying, that’d still be 30 years too long.

“A brick could be used to start a civil war. And then that same brick could be u…”

“I want to create a root word where the root is “root.” Something like rootree.”

“I drove 30 miles to buy some breath mints before I realized I had some already …”

“Question for your life: If the man of your dreams existed in two dimensions onl…”